1. SELF
ABSORBED GUY
This guy only thinks of himself. He talks about himself and is never
interested in you or anyone else in the world.
He does absolutely nothing that does not benefit him. Everything about him is self serving. All conversations somehow come back to him. You are practically invisible to this man
unless he needs something from you. He
only wants to please himself. He doesn’t
understand anything unless he feels it.
Stay far far away from him.
Heartache and pain follows him everywhere he goes.
2. STILL
LIVES AT HOME WITH MOM
This guy is usually over 30 and lives in
a room full of high school/college memorabilia.
He is happy living with mom and dad has no intentions of ever moving
out. As he stares up at his ceiling full
of glow in the dark stickers, he smiles because he thinks he has the good
life. He pays no or very little rent, is
a perpetual kid, a nice guy but a true mama’s boy. This man is looking for a mother and not a
wife. You will probably never live up to
his mother so why try.
3. CHRONICALLY
UNEMPLOYED MAN
This dude is allergic to jobs. He always has an excuse about why he can’t
work. “The man” is holding him
down. His boss is tripping. He can’t find a job. He’s always in conflict
with someone. He’s trying to get their
rap career going. His foot hurts etc… and on and on it goes. He has more excuses than a jailbird but he
will never find an excuse to get a job.
Gigolo…gig…gig…golo is what he is and his greatest aspiration is to live
off of you!
4. PORN
ADDICT/SUPER FREAK
This guy lives and breathes
pornography. He thinks that spitting on “it”
is sexy and he needs a movie to show him all his moves. Objectifying women is his specialty and
everything female is simplified into a sex object. Intimacy is as foreign as France. Reality and fantasy is a blur and he thinks
sex clubs or strip clubs are appropriate places to take women on dates. Beware
of that he may become too sexually out there and he may ask you to do things
you are totally uncomfortable with. He
is always looking for something new to do.
Regular sex is too safe for him so there is always a new perversion
around the corner. It’s only a matter a
time before he gets too weird or may even realize he’s just gay!
5. MR.
CHOKE-A-CHICK
This guy is dangerous. He will beat the brakes off of you and three
seconds later try to give you a kiss.
Aggression and possession is his main characteristic. Believe him when he tells you he’ll kill you. Run away and stay away.
6. JEALOUS
HEARTED
This guy gets nervous when you are
talking to your brother. He doesn’t like
anyone to have your attention but him. He
thinks you are sleeping with everyone and he accuses you of everything under
the sun. If you buy a new dress, it has
to be for another man. He can’t stand
your friends and if he could fit you in his pocket he would. He’s always checking your phone, email, panties,
etc… Usually this guy is Mr. Choke-a-chick or a cheater. Either way, tell him to kick rocks!
7. BAD HYGIENE
Nothing is worse than a funky foot,
yellow teeth, musty man. Enough
said. Tell Pepe Le Pew to go fumigate
himself and stop violating your nostrils!
8. SHALLOW
This guy is only interested in how you
look, where you work, what you drive, how much money you have, and how
influential your family is. He cares
more about what people think than what you think. Everything is about image. Materialistic and superficial, this guy has
no regard for true depth or individuality.
If you desire sincere human interaction, this man is not the one for
you.
9. BISEXUAL/GAY
GUY
Unless this is something you are into,
NO SANE WOMAN WANTS A MAN WHO SLEEPS WITH MEN!
Must I say more? No. Let’s move on.
10. NO
GOALS
Everyone should have goals in life. Even if the goals are small ones. A person with no goals is a person existing
to fill empty space. They are living an
unfulfilled life. They will probably
live vicariously through you and expect you to accomplish everything on your
own. Your need for partnership will be
inadequate.
11. UNINTELLIGENT
Intelligence is the sexiest thing about
a man. It shows that he is powerful and
has potential to soar to new heights. Knowledge is impressive and it gives a woman a sense of pride to know that her man is ahead
of the game. Intelligence isn’t just
book smarts. Street smarts are important
too. Every woman wants to be secure in
her man’s decision making abilities. A
dumb man is like a turkey wearing a thong.
It just aint right!
12. PILLAR
OF PRIDE
Pride is cool but when a man’s pride is
so strong that it leads him to make dumb decisions or do downright stupid
things just because he can’t admit he is wrong, this makes him a stupid individual. If a man will never compromise or his stubbornness
causes everyone one around him hardship or he will sacrifice everything sacred
to him just so he can get the last word,
it is better to leave him alone because no one is going to deal with his
foolishness but himself.
13. MR.
CHEATER MAN
This man does not feel like a man unless
he has more than one woman. He has a wandering
eye and a penis to match. He thinks
fidelity is just a bank. Women are
objects to be collected and traded like baseball cards. Relationships have no value. He’s always sorry. He’s always getting his clothes burned,
windows broken, and house broken into.
He loves drama and can’t live without it. Stay away from him if you do not wish to be
another concubine in his harem.
14. NO
SELF ESTEEM
When a man doesn’t love himself, it is
impossible for him to love you. He will
be in a perpetual web of dysfunction that is self sabotaging and will always
force you to try to save him. This man
hates himself. You can see it in the way
he talks, behaves, through his failures, and his treatment of you. He is always trying to find a way to be
everything he isn’t. He is lost and will
allow himself to be used and abused and will often use and abuse you. Run!
15. NO
MORALS
Last but not least, when a man does not
have morals, he will do anything. His
moral compass is smashed to bits and everything is game. He will cheat with your friends. He’ll invite anyone into his bed. He will do anything for money. He’s a true hustler. He feels that it is a dog eat dog world and he
is vicious. He is a combination of all
fourteen qualities a fore mentioned. This
man is angry with the world wants everyone to suffer. He is always unhappy and will end up alone
because you can’t deal with him on any level.
Tell this devil to get back!
Wow! Awesome and useful. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteWelcome! Glad to be of service! :)
DeleteWorking on getting rid of #1 now.
ReplyDelete16) Mr Phony.
ReplyDeletePretends and act as if he is none of the above, but it just an act!!!!!
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Delete17. Mr.Cheap.
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